The Spring TBR! The Most Ambitious Reading Plans Around! (someone stop me)

COME ONE! COME ALL!
GAZE UPON MY GENIUS, FOOLPROOF, DEFINITELY WON'T OVERWHELM ME - READING PLANS!!
I plan to tackle some of the books on my shelves that have been there so long, unread that they might be glued there.
AND ALSO I MIGHT EAT SOME SHINY, FRESH, NEW RELEASES! BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!
*sobs*
(Come feed your TBR... if you dare)